Jutze 52

Teach me how to Furby? Seriously, Tumblr radar?

I can’t help but repost this song I* recorded last year (originally written by Joe ‘Covenant’ Lamb).
*with a little lots of help from Susanne (vocals), Andy (drums), Caleb (flutes), Jenny and Thomas (backing vocals)

Mr. Tom Furby - The Furby Catcher

Old Tom Furby was a very special man
Of the Seven Hundred Molemen he’s the only one who can
Take a sword, a bag and knotted string and make a cunning plan
And go into the woods to kill the Furbies

Kill them all! Kill them all!
And banish them forever
They are deadly, they are evil
They are hairy and they never
Seem to pay for all their wickedness
And that is his endeavour
He’s going to torture, maim and kill the furbies

They creep around the woods at night
And look for folks to hug
And telling mole men “I Wuv Oo!”
And other things that bug!
They know no shame and cannot sing
It doesn’t stop them trying
So hurry dear old Tom and kill the furbies

Kill them all! Kill them all!
And banish them forever
They are deadly, they are evil
They are hairy and they never
Seem to pay for all their wickedness
And that is his endeavour
He’s going to torture, maim and kill the furbies

So if you see old Tom around the place
Then stop and say hello
And if he’s feeling sociable, then with him you can go
Then fur will fly and blood will spill
As carving them up — oh-
All the fun you’re going to have when killing furbies

Kill them all! Kill them all!
And banish them forever
They are deadly they are evil
They are hairy and they never
Seem to pay for all their wickedness
And that is our endeavour
We’re going to torture, maim and kill the furbies

Kill them all! Kill them all!
And banish them forever
They are deadly, they are evil
They are hairy and they never
Seem to pay for all their wickedness
And that is our endeavour
We’re going to torture, maim and kill the furbies
We’re going to torture, maim and kill the furbies
We’re going to torture, maim and kill the furbies

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I Won’t Be Your Mary Magdalen

My name is none of your concern
And if you ask me
I really think it’s not my turn
So please just let me be

I won’t be your Mary Magdalen
At least not in this little song
I won’t be your Mary Magdalen
Or else these lyrics would be much too long

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Reichenau

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Going Nowhere

Once again we’re in this room
And I only have eyes for you
And I try to conceal it
And I think I suceed
And it makes me feel both sad and relieved

And I feel like crying
Because there’s no denying
That to you I’m just a nameless guy
And we’re going nowhere
But until we get there
We are together - you and I
We are together - you and I

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If Greece Stops Now

You have lost a lot of money
Mistakes were made in the past
This is no longer funny
The time to act has come at last

You have to reinvent yourselves
Work a little harder every day
It’s not enough to blame your leaders
Drastic changes are the only way

It might take ten long years to rebuild your country
But in the end you will be strong and happy once again
If Greece stops now…

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Darling, Fetch the Battle Axe

The front door is about to give away
The Dark Lord’s warriors are on their way
You can hear them calling through the cracks
So darling, fetch the battle axe

A skald I am and a skald I’ll be
But I hear the battle is calling me
You never know what happens next
So darling, fetch the battle axe

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