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http://www.jutze.com</description><title>Jutze 52</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @jutze)</generator><link>http://jutze.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>John Green's tumblr: Follow-up to Yesterday's Post about The Fault in Our Stars</title><description>&lt;a href="http://fishingboatproceeds.tumblr.com/post/51719702247/follow-up-to-yesterdays-post-about-the-fault-in-our"&gt;John Green's tumblr: Follow-up to Yesterday's Post about The Fault in Our Stars&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://actualhomewreckersteverogers.tumblr.com/post/51737246393/john-greens-tumblr-follow-up-to-yesterdays-post"&gt;actualhomewreckersteverogers&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mayebejames.tumblr.com/post/51735527786/john-greens-tumblr-follow-up-to-yesterdays-post"&gt;mayebejames&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fishingboatproceeds.tumblr.com/post/51719702247/follow-up-to-yesterdays-post-about-the-fault-in-our"&gt;fishingboatproceeds&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;…How strong is the correlation between number of readers (as represented by number of ratings) and overall rating? I don’t know. You’ll have to ask Jutze. But there certainly &lt;/span&gt;&lt;em&gt;is &lt;/em&gt;&lt;span&gt;a correlation (…&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;)**.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;…&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Having just sat my AS statistics exam, there was a flurry of excitement in the house as I raced around around trying to find my calculator.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I found that &lt;strong&gt;there is a very strong positive linear correlation&lt;/strong&gt; (r &gt; 0.95) between the number of ratings and the average rating. &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;But this model falls apart at the edge case: you assume that there’s a linear relation with the number of readers when we know that there’s a cap for the value of the Good Reads rating, which is 5. (…)&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;The linear relationship is impressive, but also based on only 4 points of data (in addition to the restriction of rating range). But is it really ‘the more, the merrier’? I picked four more authors (in a non-random fashion), had a look at the respective correlations for their novels, and made a couple of graphs to illustrate the results.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="Scatter plots for ratings and amount of ratings - novels by John Green, Maureen Johnson, J.K. Rowling, and Stephanie Meyer" src="http://www.jutze.com/wp-content/uploads/fig1.png"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.jutze.com/wp-content/uploads/fig1.png" target="_blank"&gt;(Figure 1 full size)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The relationship is a negative one for Stephanie Meyer’s books. Two books of J.K. Rowling are outliers - her first one in terms of ratings on GoodReads, her most recent one in terms of rating. I therefore took the liberty to plot a quadratic fit (instead of a linear fit). It appears that John Green might be an exception (like the &lt;a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szxPar0BcMo" title="Wait For It...The Mongols!: Crash Course World History #17" target="_blank"&gt;Mongols&lt;/a&gt;?) Also, &lt;a href="http://www.amazon.com" target="_blank"&gt;Amazon.com&lt;/a&gt; ratings tend to be higher; again, there is no clear relationship between the amount of reviews and the average rating.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And since I recently finished reading “On Chesil Beach”, here’s the data for Ian McEwan’s novels, along with a more appropriately scaled plot for Maureen Johnson’s books:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="Scatter plots for ratings and amount of ratings - novels by Maureen Johnson and Ian McEwan" src="http://www.jutze.com/wp-content/uploads/fig2.png"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.jutze.com/wp-content/uploads/fig2.png" target="_blank"&gt;(Figure 2 full size)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;By the way, the correlation between Amazon.com ratings and GoodReads.com ratings for the 40 books I used above is &lt;em&gt;r&lt;/em&gt; = .89. The correlation between number of Amazon.com reviews and Goodreads.com ratings is &lt;em&gt;r &lt;/em&gt;= .75.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jutze.tumblr.com/post/51749784509</link><guid>http://jutze.tumblr.com/post/51749784509</guid><pubDate>Thu, 30 May 2013 23:18:00 +0200</pubDate><category>statistics</category><category>john green</category><category>maureen johnson</category><category>goodreads</category><category>ratings</category><category>correlation</category><category>novels</category><category>books</category><category>amazon.com</category><category>ian mcewan</category><category>jk rowling</category></item><item><title>John Green's tumblr: Why Has The Fault in Our Stars Been So Successful?</title><description>&lt;a href="http://fishingboatproceeds.tumblr.com/post/51645711954/why-has-the-fault-in-our-stars-been-so-successful"&gt;John Green's tumblr: Why Has The Fault in Our Stars Been So Successful?&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fishingboatproceeds.tumblr.com/post/51645711954/why-has-the-fault-in-our-stars-been-so-successful"&gt;fishingboatproceeds&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;[…] The same is true on amazon, where the book’s average rating has actually gone up a bit in the past six months (although not in a statistically significant way). […]&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Actually, the ratings have decreased in a statistically significant way (alpha &lt; .05). I used the two most recently archived pages from &lt;a href="http://www.archive.org"&gt;archive.org&lt;/a&gt;, which do not cover exactly 6 months. Still, ratings before &lt;a href="http://wayback.archive.org/web/20130203060552/http://www.amazon.com/The-Fault-Stars-John-Green/dp/0525478817"&gt;2013-02-03&lt;/a&gt; were higher than those after that date.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;Before (2110 ratings): mean = 4.76 (standard deviation = 0.014)&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;After (1232 raings): mean = 4.67 (standard deviation = 0.021)&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;p&gt;A &lt;em&gt;t&lt;/em&gt;-test (two-sided, unequal variances) yields &lt;em&gt;p&lt;/em&gt; = 0.0009 (&lt;em&gt;d&lt;/em&gt; = -0.12); and for the non-parametric fans, the Wilcoxon rank-sum (Mann-Whitney) test yields &lt;em&gt;p&lt;/em&gt; = 0.0001.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Using &lt;a href="http://wayback.archive.org/web/20121019073306/http://www.amazon.com/The-Fault-Stars-John-Green/dp/0525478817"&gt;2012-10-19&lt;/a&gt; as dividing date, yields similar results:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;Before (1051 ratings): mean = 4.77 (SD = 0.020)&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;After (2291 ratings): mean = 4.71 (SD = 0.015)&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;p&gt;A &lt;em&gt;t&lt;/em&gt;-test (two-sided, unequal variances) yields &lt;em&gt;p&lt;/em&gt; = 0.0188 (&lt;em&gt;d&lt;/em&gt; = -0.09); the Wilcoxon rank-sum (Mann-Whitney) test yields &lt;em&gt;p&lt;/em&gt; = 0.0008. Of course, significance testing might be a questionable procedure in this case - and also in general.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This is actually a census of all Amazon ratings, so there’s no need to test whether ratings differ. The sample is the population. However, the written reviews could be regarded as a subsample of the ratings of all readers.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Is it a random sample? I don’t think so. So can we draw proper conclusions from the significance test results? Nah. I won’t provide a comprehensive discussion of the benefits and problems associated with the null hypothesis significance testing (&lt;a href="http://dx.doi.org/10.1037/0003-066X.49.12.997" title="Cohen, J. (1994). The earth is round (p&lt;. 05). American Psychologist, 49, 997-1003." target="_blank"&gt;NHST&lt;/a&gt;). I’ll just name one of my favourite objections, which Cohen (&lt;a href="http://dx.doi.org/10.1037/0003-066X.45.12.1304" title="Cohen, J. (1990). Things I have learned (so far). American Psychologist , 45 , 1304-1312"&gt;1990&lt;/a&gt;, p. 1308) phrased nicely: “The null hypothesis, taken literally (and that’s the only way you can take it in formal hypothesis testing), is &lt;em&gt;always&lt;/em&gt; false in the real world.” In the present case, the null hypothesis would mean, that average rating of newer readers is exactly the same as the average rating of those who pre-ordered the book etc.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Anyway, the effect size suggests that the drop in ratings is very small, so it should be safe to argue that the book keeps appealing to new readers.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;PS: Sorry for nitpicking; this should in no way diminish the article, which I think is highly insightful.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;PPS: I spend a good 15 minutes in R trying to beat the data into shape, but I feel much more comfortable in Stata, so I switched and had the analysis in a few minutes. I posted &lt;a href="http://www.jutze.com/?p=1325"&gt;the do-file in my blog&lt;/a&gt; in case anyone in curious. (Haha, as if!)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jutze.tumblr.com/post/51657838056</link><guid>http://jutze.tumblr.com/post/51657838056</guid><pubDate>Wed, 29 May 2013 20:47:28 +0200</pubDate><category>tfios</category><category>statistics</category><category>t-test</category><category>significance</category><category>NHST</category></item><item><title>Tumblr 2023</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Will Tumblr still be there in 2023? Will my Tumblr still be around? What will it look like? Okay, I&amp;#8217;m not prone to changing the appearance of this place. Looking back at Geocities, MySpace, Facebook, AOL, and all this stuff - all that has been created after Jason Newsted joined Metallica. And all this stuff is old by now, and Jason Newsted would still be the &amp;#8220;new guy&amp;#8221; if he were still in the band. I&amp;#8217;d be surprised if I can still come back to this post ten years from now. I mean, all those kids around will have jobs by then! And the TV shows and stuff, it will be &lt;em&gt;old&lt;/em&gt; by then. There will be new trends, new stuff, and possibly a new Tumblr.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jutze.tumblr.com/post/48189656191</link><guid>http://jutze.tumblr.com/post/48189656191</guid><pubDate>Wed, 17 Apr 2013 11:26:54 +0200</pubDate><category>tumblr2023</category><category>metallica</category><category>time</category><category>ten years</category><category>future</category></item><item><title>Above the Meadows, In Dreams: A Teacher's Idealism</title><description>&lt;a href="http://abovethemeadow.tumblr.com/post/47613387339/a-teachers-idealism"&gt;Above the Meadows, In Dreams: A Teacher's Idealism&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://abovethemeadow.tumblr.com/post/47613387339/a-teachers-idealism"&gt;abovethemeadow&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p class="MsoNoSpacing"&gt;&lt;span&gt;I think I like the idea of what I do much better than what it actually is that I do. I’m not sure if that’s a good thing or a dangerous illusion. But I hope it will last as a source for motivation. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNoSpacing"&gt;&lt;span&gt;I’m a teacher. My parents once were as well. Some tell me that I was born to be a teacher. I…&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;That’s a wonderful sentence: “I love the idea of killing stupidity and ignorance and poverty by giving away what I know.”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It also ties in nicely with AnnMaria De Mars’s recent blog post &lt;a href="http://www.thejuliagroup.com/blog/?p=3161"&gt;“The importance of teachers”&lt;/a&gt;, which argues that teachers are among those who change people’s lives much more than seemingly more illustrious professionals.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jutze.tumblr.com/post/47614076773</link><guid>http://jutze.tumblr.com/post/47614076773</guid><pubDate>Wed, 10 Apr 2013 13:40:19 +0200</pubDate><category>teacher</category><category>change</category><category>killing stupidity</category></item><item><title>Image Proposals for Travis</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Your Band Name Here&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;A career in music requires effort, exposure, and endurance. You might not aim at becoming a true professional rock musician (as in: does nothing but music-related stuff 24/7) - the equations are the same. There&amp;#8217;s no safe haven for amateur/indie artists. So why not have a go at something semi-serious. And by that I mean: Start your own band. You live in a city? Great, put up ads in music stores, college, anywhere. You live in the middle of nowhere? Great, people will be happy if you approach them. Plus, there&amp;#8217;s less to distract you from rehearsing. In any case, network: Is there a local band you like? Make the musicians join your band. Have a vision. BE ORIGINAL.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Keep in mind that your first songs will suck. Feel free to cover anything you like; this keeps up the morale and improves your skills.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Bonus: Form a band that contains only women (plus you). Women are still lamentably underrepresented in indie rock music.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Costs: Some effort, a dollar for paper, a dollar for printing, a dollar for pins, a few bucks for travelling to record shops, instrument shops, community places, then some more effort and possibly a couple of phone calls. From there on it&amp;#8217;s the usual expensive associated with being in a band.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href="https://twitter.com/travisnorris"&gt;Travis&lt;/a&gt; - the two color guy&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Pick two colors. They&amp;#8217;re your image now. Done.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Bonus: Make your all lyrics about (at least) one of these colors.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Risks: Choose wisely - you might have to deal with this monochrome image for the rest of your career! Also, avoid colors associated with (questionable) causes. Also, don&amp;#8217;t choose black and that-gray-that-is-almost-black.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Costs: No initial costs here; eventually, you might have to pay extra to achieve posters, cds and t-shirts in exact the same color (over and over again).&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Five Seasons and a Movie&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Make your music all about a specific TV series, get a built-in audience for free!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Bonus: Make your music about the Season 1 of Community (optionally about how much the following seasons suck(ed)).&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Risks: I have no idea about copyright issues (though the U.S. seem to be fine with fair use etc.), you&amp;#8217;ll never become super-duper famous on that route.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Costs: At most a bunch of DVD sets; but seriously, you&amp;#8217;ve watched them all on netflix already, haven&amp;#8217;t you?&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;The Thomas Lynley Experience&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Same as above, only with a book series - in fact, with crime novels by Elizabeth George. Wrock is so last year - be the trend-setter for once. The audience (middle-aged and older women) has yet to discover YouTube, Bandcamp, Tumblr etc. - so there&amp;#8217;s little competition in this market segment.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Bonus: Make each song you write about a particular murder from the books.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Risks: Be prepared that your audience is going to expect detailed accounts of sceneries and wardrobes. It&amp;#8217;s going to be 90% females and older than you.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Costs: You should read the books - at least some of them, I guess. Wikipedia summaries are scarce, sorry. Also, say hello to cardigans!&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;The Cat Reverb Experience&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Start playing progressive rock while denying that you play progressive rock with relentless vigor. But instead of copying the 70s stuff, just, well, do you thing, which doesn&amp;#8217;t even have to be progressive rock. It did work for Steven Wilson, who seems to be on the cover of every (German) music magazine these days.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Bonus: Get semi-famous prog musicians as guests - they are rather willing to solo here and there.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Risks: You&amp;#8217;ll probably end up with an audience that&amp;#8217;s 90% males and older than you.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Costs: You might need to get a Mellotron, at least for the photo sessions.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jutze.tumblr.com/post/45580696349</link><guid>http://jutze.tumblr.com/post/45580696349</guid><pubDate>Sun, 17 Mar 2013 14:03:19 +0100</pubDate><category>music</category><category>advice</category><category>governing dynamics</category><category>musicians</category><category>career</category><category>image</category></item><item><title>John Green's tumblr: Why I Hate Atlas Shrugged with a White-Hot Passion</title><description>&lt;a href="http://fishingboatproceeds.tumblr.com/post/33368505026/why-i-hate-atlas-shrugged-with-a-white-hot-passion"&gt;John Green's tumblr: Why I Hate Atlas Shrugged with a White-Hot Passion&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fishingboatproceeds.tumblr.com/post/33368505026/why-i-hate-atlas-shrugged-with-a-white-hot-passion"&gt;fishingboatproceeds&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;(I was asked why I dislike the novel &lt;/em&gt;Atlas Shrugged&lt;em&gt; so much; I answered; people asked me to make the answer rebloggable, and so I have. All of this, as always, is offered with the caveat that I might be—and often am—wrong.)&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;1. &lt;em&gt;Atlas Shrugged&lt;/em&gt; is a novel of ideas. The plot exists only…&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;I’m tempted to ditch any NaNoWriMo plans I’ve made so far and just write “Quentin Shrugged” instead. “Who is Margo Roth Spiegelman?” would be the opening line. Everybody’s missing Margo, who has disappeared. Quentin had seen her last when she had come to his window at night to take him on a trip during which they take from the poor looters and give to the rich prime movers. Now with Margo gone, Quentin is the only one who is happy and content. What should he care about Margo’s fate? Towards the end of the book there will be a hundred-page long monologue by Peter van Houten, in which he rambles endlessly about the eyes on the billboard in “The Great Gatsby”. In the end, Margo returns just to find that Quentin has turned into an asshole. So she hooks up with Lacey instead and they imagine each other complexly ever after.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jutze.tumblr.com/post/33387664525</link><guid>http://jutze.tumblr.com/post/33387664525</guid><pubDate>Fri, 12 Oct 2012 00:09:42 +0200</pubDate><category>fan fiction</category><category>quentin shrugged</category><category>ayn rand rotating in her grave</category><category>john green</category><category>paper towns</category><category>objectivism</category><category>complexlyism</category><category>NaNoWriMo</category><category>margo roth spiegelman</category></item><item><title>Shop fronts in Bielefeld, Germany. I went into the second one,...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_maukf1ro5F1qbhi3xo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_maukf1ro5F1qbhi3xo2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Shop fronts in Bielefeld, Germany. I went into the second one, but they didn’t sell love.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jutze.tumblr.com/post/32189708447</link><guid>http://jutze.tumblr.com/post/32189708447</guid><pubDate>Mon, 24 Sep 2012 11:16:12 +0200</pubDate><category>horse</category><category>relationship</category><category>all you need</category><category>love</category><category>shop</category><category>Bielefeld</category><category>stable</category></item><item><title>Teach me how to Furby? Seriously, Tumblr radar?
I can’t...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/sqlt6N9_ipo?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://furby.tumblr.com/post/31542929653/dancing-dear-furby-i-gave-up-the-better-part-of"&gt;Teach me how to Furby?&lt;/a&gt; Seriously, Tumblr radar?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I can’t help but repost this song I* recorded last year (originally written by &lt;a href="http://joecovenant.bandcamp.com/track/mr-tom-furby-the-furby-catcher-moleman-no-297"&gt;Joe ‘Covenant’ Lamb&lt;/a&gt;).&lt;br/&gt;*with &lt;strike&gt;a little&lt;/strike&gt; lots of help from &lt;a href="http://www.manticess.de"&gt;Susanne&lt;/a&gt; (vocals), &lt;a href="https://twitter.com/andyrumschlag"&gt;Andy&lt;/a&gt; (drums), &lt;a href="http://calebhines.bandcamp.com"&gt;Caleb&lt;/a&gt; (flutes), &lt;a href="http://www.suff-x.de"&gt;Jenny&lt;/a&gt; and &lt;a href="https://sites.google.com/site/obobcimec/team/dr-thomas-hartmann"&gt;Thomas&lt;/a&gt; (backing vocals)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Mr. Tom Furby - The Furby Catcher&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Old Tom Furby was a very special man&lt;br/&gt;Of the Seven Hundred Molemen he’s the only one who can&lt;br/&gt;Take a sword, a bag and knotted string and make a cunning plan&lt;br/&gt;And go into the woods to kill the Furbies&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;Kill them all! Kill them all!&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;em&gt;And banish them forever&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;em&gt;They are deadly, they are evil&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;em&gt;They are hairy and they never&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;em&gt;Seem to pay for all their wickedness&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;em&gt;And that is his endeavour&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;em&gt;He’s going to torture, maim and kill the furbies&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;They creep around the woods at night&lt;br/&gt;And look for folks to hug&lt;br/&gt;And telling mole men “I Wuv Oo!”&lt;br/&gt;And other things that bug!&lt;br/&gt;They know no shame and cannot sing&lt;br/&gt;It doesn’t stop them trying&lt;br/&gt;So hurry dear old Tom and kill the furbies&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;Kill them all! Kill them all!&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;em&gt;And banish them forever&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;em&gt;They are deadly, they are evil&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;em&gt;They are hairy and they never&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;em&gt;Seem to pay for all their wickedness&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;em&gt;And that is his endeavour&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;em&gt;He’s going to torture, maim and kill the furbies&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So if you see old Tom around the place&lt;br/&gt;Then stop and say hello&lt;br/&gt;And if he’s feeling sociable, then with him you can go&lt;br/&gt;Then fur will fly and blood will spill&lt;br/&gt;As carving them up — oh-&lt;br/&gt;All the fun you’re going to have when killing furbies&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;Kill them all! Kill them all!&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;em&gt;And banish them forever&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;em&gt;They are deadly they are evil&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;em&gt;They are hairy and they never&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;em&gt;Seem to pay for all their wickedness&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;em&gt;And that is our endeavour&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;em&gt;We’re going to torture, maim and kill the furbies&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;Kill them all! Kill them all!&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;em&gt;And banish them forever&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;em&gt;They are deadly, they are evil&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;em&gt;They are hairy and they never&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;em&gt;Seem to pay for all their wickedness&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;em&gt;And that is our endeavour&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;em&gt;We’re going to torture, maim and kill the furbies&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;em&gt;We’re going to torture, maim and kill the furbies&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;em&gt;We’re going to torture, maim and kill the furbies&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-sa/3.0/"&gt;Creative Commons by-nc-sa&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jutze.tumblr.com/post/31794804562</link><guid>http://jutze.tumblr.com/post/31794804562</guid><pubDate>Tue, 18 Sep 2012 15:57:00 +0200</pubDate><category>folk</category><category>furby</category><category>jutze</category><category>manticess</category><category>molemen</category><category>song</category><category>song fu</category><category>joe</category><category>covenant</category><category>lamb</category><category>joe covenant</category><category>cover</category><category>john hodgman</category></item><item><title>The Fault in “The Fault in Our Stars”
This...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/JNGTHu2VGU0?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;The Fault in “The Fault in Our Stars”&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This ain’t a book about a ballet dancer&lt;br/&gt;No, it’s a book about a book about cancer&lt;br/&gt;But there is something that is more important&lt;br/&gt;This book mentions Natalie Portman&lt;br/&gt;In 3 out of 25 chapters - I think she’s pretty scarce&lt;br/&gt;That’s the fault in “The Fault in Our Stars”&lt;br/&gt;Yeah that’s the fault in “The Fault in Our Stars”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;If you do the math then you will see&lt;br/&gt;25 chapters without Natalie&lt;br/&gt;The ones that mention her are way too short, man!&lt;br/&gt;John Green should have added way more Portman&lt;br/&gt;It wouldn’t have been as difficult as landing a rover on Mars&lt;br/&gt;That’s the fault in “The Fault in Our Stars”&lt;br/&gt;Yeah that’s the fault in “The Fault in Our Stars”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;At least the book doesn’t end in the middle of&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.jutze.com/52"&gt;More 52-second songs by Jutze&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.johngreenbooks.com"&gt;More info on John Green&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;This song was written by Johannes “Jutze” Schult under a &lt;a href="http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc/3.0/"&gt;Creative Commons by-nc&lt;/a&gt; license.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jutze.tumblr.com/post/30863708581</link><guid>http://jutze.tumblr.com/post/30863708581</guid><pubDate>Tue, 04 Sep 2012 13:03:26 +0200</pubDate><category>tfios</category><category>jutze</category><category>jutze 52</category><category>the fault in our stars</category><category>john green</category><category>dftba</category><category>vlogbrothers</category><category>Natalie Portman</category><category>book</category><category>nerdfighters</category><category>song</category></item><item><title>Saturday, March 24th, 2012</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2gsbzLUjm1qbhi3xo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Saturday, March 24th, 2012&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jutze.tumblr.com/post/21076302124</link><guid>http://jutze.tumblr.com/post/21076302124</guid><pubDate>Sat, 14 Apr 2012 12:11:59 +0200</pubDate><category>breakfast</category><category>soy milk</category><category>cornflakes</category></item><item><title>Monday, March 19th, 2012</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m27mg8ttUH1qbhi3xo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Monday, March 19th, 2012&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jutze.tumblr.com/post/20773393588</link><guid>http://jutze.tumblr.com/post/20773393588</guid><pubDate>Mon, 09 Apr 2012 13:26:32 +0200</pubDate><category>breakfast</category></item><item><title>Sunday, March 18th, 2012</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m21tvkWFvN1qbhi3xo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Sunday, March 18th, 2012&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jutze.tumblr.com/post/20579555657</link><guid>http://jutze.tumblr.com/post/20579555657</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Apr 2012 10:21:20 +0200</pubDate><category>breakfast</category></item><item><title>Saturday, March 17th, 2012</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m15jy8yteR1qbhi3xo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Saturday, March 17th, 2012&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jutze.tumblr.com/post/19591416820</link><guid>http://jutze.tumblr.com/post/19591416820</guid><pubDate>Mon, 19 Mar 2012 23:03:43 +0100</pubDate><category>breakfast</category><category>mocha</category><category>yoghurt</category><category>cornflakes</category><category>regular</category></item><item><title>Friday, March 16th, 2012</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m13eseXV701qbhi3xo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Friday, March 16th, 2012&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jutze.tumblr.com/post/19523456460</link><guid>http://jutze.tumblr.com/post/19523456460</guid><pubDate>Sun, 18 Mar 2012 19:17:02 +0100</pubDate><category>breakfast</category><category>mocha again</category><category>cornflakes</category></item><item><title>Thursday, March 15th, 2012</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m10un08lCv1qbhi3xo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Thursday, March 15th, 2012&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jutze.tumblr.com/post/19444461324</link><guid>http://jutze.tumblr.com/post/19444461324</guid><pubDate>Sat, 17 Mar 2012 10:06:35 +0100</pubDate><category>breakfast</category><category>cornflakes</category><category>soy milk</category></item><item><title>Wednesday, March 14th, 2012</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0w9ca6k5I1qbhi3xo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Wednesday, March 14th, 2012&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jutze.tumblr.com/post/19307258004</link><guid>http://jutze.tumblr.com/post/19307258004</guid><pubDate>Wed, 14 Mar 2012 22:36:10 +0100</pubDate><category>breakfast</category><category>soy milk</category><category>cornflakes</category><category>vanilla</category></item><item><title>Tuesday, March 13th, 2012</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0uf7klZ831qbhi3xo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Tuesday, March 13th, 2012&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jutze.tumblr.com/post/19253321233</link><guid>http://jutze.tumblr.com/post/19253321233</guid><pubDate>Tue, 13 Mar 2012 22:47:43 +0100</pubDate><category>breakfast</category><category>cornflakes</category><category>soy milk</category><category>will you unfollow me now?</category><category>change</category></item><item><title>Sunday, March 11th, 2012</title><description>&lt;img 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6th, 2012&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jutze.tumblr.com/post/19012267380</link><guid>http://jutze.tumblr.com/post/19012267380</guid><pubDate>Fri, 09 Mar 2012 20:39:36 +0100</pubDate><category>breakfast</category></item></channel></rss>
